I am always angry
[Submitted by: iseulttoinjury
Personnel should be reminded that it is inappropriate to tell new recruits that the Helicarrier was infested with snakes until Director Fury “dealt” with them.
Further, insinuating that some snakes may remain is both detrimental to workplace peace and a slander on Director Fury’s abilities. Those found spreading this rumor will participate in Mr. Stark and Dr. Banner’s next experiment.]
#they don’t mention it afterwards #how Tony was so fucking sure that Bruce would show up #how the Hulk didn’t even have to think, he just jumped #how Bruce is Tony’s first friend that he hasn’t paid for #and Tony’s the first friend that just walked right up to him since the 『incident’ #and fuck if that isn’t depressing #they drive off in the car after everyone goes their separate ways #they roll their eyes at each other when the SHIELD agents sidestep carefully around Bruce #Bruce looks meaningfully at him over Clint’s shoulder when Steve walks out of Tony’s room in the morning a few months later #Tony graciously tells him to shut up as he passes #Bruce says, whatever you say, science buddy, and Tony can’t stop his grin if he tries
Each of the Avenger’s reactions to being awoken by the alarm bell at some ungodly hour (a headcanon that became a ficlet).
55&56&57&58/100 photos of The Avengers cast Ⓐ
you wanna know my secret, captain?